Don’t Tase me, bro!

Yes, the same school that brought you the phrase “Don’t Tase me, bro” at a speech by Sen. John Kerry in 2007, has another incident on it’s blotter.
Janoris Jenkins, 20-year old rising sophomore and starting cornerback on the University of Florida football team, was arrested over the weekend on misdemeanor charges of affray and resisting arrest without violence.
(I love this definition of “affray” from Wordnet: a noisy quarrel)
Fans of SEC football will definitely remember Jenkins from his stellar freshman season. He earned All-SEC freshman honors, and became only the second true freshman in Florida history to start at cornerback in his first game. Jenkins is out of Pahokee (Fla.) High School, where he was a part of three state titles in four years… and don’t forget the BCS title in his first year at UF. Championships follow this guy around.
The police were called to a reported street fight around 2 a.m. Saturday morning, and found Jenkins fighting about five others. When the police ordered everyone to stop, everyone kept fighting. The officer drew his Taser and again ordered the group to stop fighting, at which point everyone did… except Jenkins, who threw a punch at another guy’s head, and the officer hit him with the Taser.
After being hit with one “cycle” from the Taser, Jenkins got up and ran away, despite the police yelling at him to stop. He was later arrested about two blocks away from the scene, and he admitted he had been fighting.
(My favorite part is coming up)
Jenkins said he was fighting because he thought someone was trying to steal his chain.
Now I don’t know whether it was a bike chain, gold chain around his neck, or what. But whatever, it must have been some chain to be willing to get Tased over it!
One other note. If Jenkins was able to take a hit from a Taser, get up and run, what chance do SEC offenses have in running over him?
IN OTHER NEWS:
Four SEC baseball teams will head into the NCAA’s Super Regional action this weekend. LSU, Ole Miss, Florida and Arkansas have all advanced to the next round.
Here are times for this weekend’s action (all times are Eastern):
Series beginning on Friday, June 5 (the three game series will be played Friday, Saturday and Sunday (if needed))
Arkansas (37-22) at Florida State (45-16)
Friday: Noon (ESPN), Saturday: Noon (ESPN2), Sunday (if needed) Noon (ESPN)
Virginia (46-12-1) at Mississippi (43-18)
Friday: 2 p.m. (ESPN2), Saturday: Noon (ESPN2), Sunday (if needed) 3 p.m. (ESPN)
Rice (43-16) at No. 3 LSU (49-16)
Friday: 7 p.m. (ESPN), Saturday: 5 p.m. (ESPN), Sunday (if neede) 7 p.m. (ESPN2)
Series beginning on Saturday, June 6 (the three game series will be played Saturday, Sunday and Monday (if needed))
Southern Miss. (38-24) at No. 8 Florida (42-20)
Saturday: 3 p.m. (ESPNU), Sunday: 7 p.m. (ESPN2), Monday (if needed) 1/7 p.m. (ESPN/ESPN2)












